Cohen Gadol
When Steve Cohen won a House seat in Memphis' Ninth Congressional District, it seemed more the result of a unique harmonic convergence than a sign of any future. In a field crowded with black candidates, Cohen...
And Lest You Think That All the Fun is Happening at KFC and Popeye’s…
...a Florida man wasn't eating fresh at a Jacksonville Subway-- he was getting fresh. After the sandwich chain left the sauce off of Reginald Peterson's Italian sandwich he called 911... not once, but twice. I ...
Deeply Fried
I know sometimes I say or do things around here that human resources isn't totally cool with, but why the Associated Press would even consider running such a profoundly racist story about inmate Tremayne Durham...
The _Heeb_ Olympics: The Yarmulke Toss
Four modern-day gladiators do battle for the gold (a lifetime supply of Gold's mustard) in the _Heeb_ Olympics, beginning today with the first of four events, the Yarmulke Toss. Stay tuned right here at _Heebma...
Unexcused Tardiness
Not to be outdone by the community leaders trying to get Mike Myers to publicly apologize for his portrayal of Hinduism in The Love Guru, members of the American Association of People with Disabilties are compl...
Pastry Porn
For those practicing pervs tiring from all the 2 Girls 1 Cup vids, have no fear: a new fetish video is taking the nation by storm. Without further ado, I give you cake farts. ...
_Pineapple Express_: The _Heeb_ Review
By David Weiner The "bromance" has had many incarnations in cinematic history, from Tony Curtis and Jack Lemmon in Some Like It Hot to Paul Newman and Robert Redford in Butch Cassidy and the Sundance ...
Looking Back at the Postville Protests
By Ethan Michaeli One week has gone by since I saw the protests in Postville, and I can't forget the tiny woman wearing an electronic monitoring bracelet on her ankle. She was pushing a stroller at the head of ...
_Flipping Out_: The _Heeb_ Review
By Nadine Levyfield High in the hills of the Himalayas, recently discharged Israeli soldiers swing lazily on hammocks, stoned out of their minds on whatever they can get their hands on. In the thick sand of the...
In Case You Were Wondering What’s On Our Jewkbox…
It's been awhile since we gave you our Summer Music Preview, so we figured we'd list some artists currently getting serious airtime at HQ: Parts and LaborBJ Warshaw of the Brooklyn electro/damaged punk band Par...
Batman Ends
First Heath Ledger dies. Then Christian Bale assaults his sister and mother. Yesterday Morgan Freeman was involved in a serious car crash. Coincidence? Or did Tom Cruise cast some diabolical, scientological sp...
Alexander Solzhenitsyn: 1919-2008
Jewdar would like to extend condolences to the family of Alexander Isaevich Solzhenitsyn, a man whom we always considered both a great writer and a man of tremendous courage. Solzhenitsyn's personal odyssey ...
