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Michael Phelps Wins Gold Medal in Dickhead

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As the world weighs in on whether Michael Phelps is the best Olympic athlete ever, I would like to weigh in that he is one of the biggest a-holes ever. Or, at least that's what many of us at his alma mater, the...
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Campbell Scoop

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It was only a matter of time, we always said, before Glen Campbell (that's right, the Rhinestone Cowboy) converted to Judaism. Those robust chunks of chest hair, thick sideburns and obvious discomfort on a hors...
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End of the Tori

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Back in some issue or another, Jewdar expressed our reservations about the new 90210 (among other things West Beverly's huge Iranian Jewish population seems to be represented by a character who's an Iranian Sci...
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Cock Tale

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First New Orleans is hit by a hurricane, now, Louisiania has suffered another blow to it's unique cultural heritage--cockfighting has been banned. To be sure, we are not fans of the "sport," but we'...
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Who’s Your Dadi?

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It seems like just yesterday that the big story at the Olympics was a hug shared by a Georgian and a Russian. Please queue the sappy intro music yet again as now an Iranian and an Israeli have shared a hug at t...
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Gmail Down, World CRUMBLES TO ITS KNEES!!!

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Yes, Gmail went down for one hour (or there abouts) today. And you what that means-- sheer PANIC. Check out this tidbit from the Dallas Morning News: Gmail is down for me and Victor. Major outage? 4:38 PM Mon,...
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Victoria Falls?

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Don't know if you've been following this story, but Continental Airlines flight attendant Sharon Brown says that the diva antics of Victoria Osteen (wife of Megapastor Joel Osteen) on a flight to Vail, CO in 20...
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What Jeff Ross _Should_ Have Said about Bob Saget

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Get this: Bob Saget is pissed because people made fun of him at the Comedy Central Roast of Bob Saget. Well, actually he's pissed because people made fun of Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, who played his daughter o...
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The Sad State of Michigan

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It's a tough time to be from Michigan. Our economy is down the shitter, everyone who graduates high school (and that's not many people) leaves for NYC or LA and the Mayor of Detroit now has about as much polti...
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Do I Look Fat In This?

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Oh! those wacky scientists, always inventing things! Apparently, we are one step closer to the creation of an invisibility cloak. A freakin' invisibility cloak!Watch out Johnny Depp... 'cause I'm probably gonn...
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Hug it Out

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The _Heeb_ Olympics aren't the only Olympic Games going on right now. In Beijing, two medal winners from the warring republics of Russia and Georgia had spectators oohing and ahhing when they embraced tenderly...

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