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Brittany Murphy, RIP

After receiving the awful and tearful news that one of my closest friends passed away yesterday morning, I haven't been able to sleep. I wanted to share with you all some of our fondest memories together.I fi...
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Amy Winehouse Loves T&A

After struggling with her addictions to crank, coke, heroin, and BLAAAAAAAKE, Amy Winehouse is toying with a new vice - plastic surgery. Her recent boob job - going from a 32B to a 32D - has left her so happy, ...
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Posh and Piglet Sitting in a Tree

Rumors are circulating that the Queen of Missing Ribs, Victoria Beckham, has in fact purchased herself two micro pigs. The pigs are said to be residing in BeckinghamPalace.No word on whether or not Posh is jeal...
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Ivanka Trump’s Big Fat Jewish Wedding

After converting to Judaism for her millionaire fiance, Jared Kushner, Ivanka Trump has finally married the publisher ofThe New York Observer. You can be sure the Orthodox ceremony, which was held today at the ...
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This Little Piggy’s Coming Home With Me

For £700, and however many dollars that translates to, I can have my very own nine ounce micro pig. Breeder Jane Croft has been making these piglets for five months now at Little Pig Farm in Christchurch, Engl...
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Disney Gases Anne Frank Film

Disney has made billions by turning awkward-looking teenage girls into stars, so when reports were leaked that they were developing a film based on the life of Anne Frank with writer David Mamet, nobody thought...
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Link Round Up

Pete Doherty is a Drug Addict, But You Already Knew That (Agent Bedead) Two-Face's Favorite Fruit (The Daily What)How Many "Indirect" Sexual Partners Have you Had? Eeek! (F-Listed) 6 Horrifying Ways t...