Patti Stanger, Millionaire Matchmaker
Stanger’s a twenty-first century Yenta, and we can’t seem to get enough of her. Her new DVD aims to help every eligible girl (skinny, tall, blond, and young) find her carats, in less than 12 months.
You Don’t Look Jewish: Miss February
Meet Tovah, a Hebraic babe who doesn't think she looks Jewish. We think she looks damn good either way, so we made her Miss February.
You Don’t Look Jewish: Entry #8
This YDLJ is a professional dominatrix. All the YDLJ's out there, tell us what you dominate. Email: [email protected].
You Don’t Look Jewish: Entry #7
This YDLJ seeks spiritual evolution. All the YDLJ's out there, tell us what you seek. Email: [email protected].
Notorious J.A.P: Big Sis and “The Shady Car Dealer who Tried to Fuck Me Over”
With Notorious J.A.P. grounded, her older sister stepped in, and gave us some practical advice on how to get a great deal on a new car.
Scripted Pic Shtick: Hu’s House?
Join in the fun of mocking this soon to be classic photo of Kissinger and Hu.
Notorious J.A.P. Gets Her Credit Card Back
After a one-month suspension, Notorious J.A.P. gets her credit card back. Watch out Bloomies.
David Sedaris: The Heeb Interview
Noted satirist and author David Sedaris dishes with Heeb about the important things in life like whether he's ever been with a Jewish man or not.
Chosen Music: Monotonix
Ami Shalev of the Israeli band Monotonix sits down with Heeb to talk about the group's forthcoming album, death and being banned from playing in (most of) Israel.
You Don’t Look Jewish: Ms. January
Check out YDLJ's Ms. January Gallery. Are you goyish enough to be Ms. February? Submit your pics to [email protected]
Notorious J.A.P: The Persh
Our math teacher is mad hot, he looks like a coked-out surfer. Me and a couple of other cool girls are like, “Lol… Pythagorean theorem.”
Heil Schnauzer
1933: Man trains dog to mock der Führer. Dog now replaces Lassie as best dog in history of mankind.
