Yeah I can't eat gluten. But, I refuse to be That Guest who is also a Pain in the Ass—the one who whimpers and whines, “I can’t eat this, or that, and the other thing that is for SURE poisonous. Say, do you have some FRUIT?”
Every Monday night, when I watch Gossip Girl, I ask myself isn't there something better I should be doing with my life? Like writing about how awful this show is?
In the latest episode of Missed Connections, Esther and Mordechai are faced with another 40 dollars a month on JDate after Mordechai faints on Yom Kippur.