Ticket Jew
We’re all for saving a buck, but seriously gave up on these guys after we couldn’t find discounted High Holiday tickets.
Dear Ben Stiller From 1999,
A decade of fart and diarrhea jokes will wear away at you until you have to do something incredibly drastic like buy a time machine and visit yourself ten years back.
Notorious J.A.P: My Sweet Sixteen at the Spa
Some people gave me checks. One girl gave me a check card. There was this really good looking Russian guy in his 20’s in the VIP room, but he was alone. We walked in on him, and we were like, “hi.”
Date An Arab and Tell Us About It
In response to an open letter from Israeli Rebbetzins, we'd like to know what it's really like to date an Arab.
Mel Gibson Ruins Jodie Foster’s Beaver
Supposedly through with denigrating women and Jews, Mel Gibson moves on to ruin a perfectly good screenplay.
Hipster Hitler: XmaSS
Hipster Hitler gets some unexpected and totally, like, ironic visitors on XmaSS.
New Commands, Old Programs: An Interview with Douglas Rushkoff
Media theorist and proto-cyberpunk Douglas Rushkoff sat down with Heeb to discuss his new book, the history of the Jews and what our code-filled future holds.
Heeb’s 2010 Chanukah Gift Guide
Admit it. It's kind of awesome that we're not celebrating Christmas. While all your Gentile friends will spend the last few weeks of December going nuts over what to get and how much to spend, we'll already be ...
Half Jew, Full Drunk
As an Irish Jew, I like to get drunk, but I like to get drunk in an economically responsible way. Here's the way to do it...
Chosen Music: Suuns
Montreal’s ascent to continental hub of indie rock and other creative pursuits has long since been assured in the post-Arcade Fire era, yet they keep cranking out an outsized portion of musical talent. Case in Point: Suuns.
Don’t Jump, Kanye West
Kanye West shockingly similar to Kurt Cobain maybe he will be seeing Jesus Walk sooner than we think.
