Date An Arab and Tell Us About It

An Arab GentlemanAs you may have heard, 30 Rabbis’ wives in Israel have scribed an open letter imploring Jewish girls not to date Arab boys. The culturally messy missive proffers up specific examples of why those other Semites are bad news bears. Word is, Goyim are bad, Arabs are worse.

“As soon as you are in their hands, in their villages under their control, everything becomes different… As soon as you arrive at the village, your life will never be the same. The attention will be replaced with curses, beatings, and humiliations. Even if you want to leave the village it will be much harder. They won’t let you, they will chase you, they won’t let you come back.”

How do we know this isn’t just some horrible propagandistic fear-mongering lie? Well, we don’t. So, do us a solid. Head out, find an Arab (not just some hipster wearing a kefiah), and tell us all the juicy details of the experience. Then maybe we’ll publish the details here. If that’s not clear enough:

1. Date an Arab.
2. Survive.
3. E-mail us at editors [at] heebmagazine.com

Whether you’re being chased from his/her village, outed at the mosque or, god forbid, enjoying a glass of wine and a conversation, help us respond to the Rebbetzins. If they can’t handle the truth so be it.

Oh and don’t tell us about your Orthodox BF who beats and curses you; it’ll just confuse matters.

What do you think?

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5 Responses

  1. Puck

    I dated a lebo once, he was well hot, if I squinted hard enough he almost looked Israeli :P
    The guy in the pic is hot…for a wahabist :S

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  2. Meher

    erm… if anyone said this about jews i’m sure we’d all throw a media fit. hey- i’m a hot, young arab woman who won’t chase you, beat you or curse at you unless you tell me to and we settle on a safety word. i think you’ll survive

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  3. Simon's mommy

    I dated an Arab. He dumped me for another Arab his mother made him marry of the same last name. They live on the border with Syria and all the chemical weapons last I heard. I’m still in America with my cats and went from apartment living to a house.

    Ok he DID convert my youngest kitty to Islam.

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