Paris Is Finally Free!
Paris Hilton finally left prison last night after three weeks of unjust suffering. According to the Washington Post, the hotel heir-head "looking exuberant, sashayed past two rows of reporters and photographers...
Live Long And Leaven
If a piece of toast with an image of the Virgin Mary can sell on eBay for $28,000, what's the worth of a piece of matzoh with a sketching of Spock?
Surely, much more. After all, Mary only gave birth which is...
Getting Hostel
Out of all the movies requiring a sequel, Eli Roth's "_Hostel_":http://www.hostelfilm.com/ is not at the top of my list. Nevertheless, today marks the release of the torture-porn's "second installment.":http://...
An Open Letter To Paul Rudd
Hey Paul,
I'm going to be honest with you. I thought you would have been a great Heeb cover. We asked your agent and/or manager about hooking something up and, well, they said you didn't have the time and th...
A Nosh For The Soldiers, Maybe?
In an effort to support our troops by giving them heartburn and gas, New York's Fairway Markets is offering the USO Care Packages promotion, an "inexpensive" way to show your appreciation to the troops as only ...
Jerry Falwell Finally Stops Evangelizing
We're sure gonna miss you, Cousin Jerry. See you in Heaven. That is, if they let us in, wink, wink. ...
What We Can Learn From Akon
By now, you've heard about Verizon Wireless pulling its sponsorship from the Gwen Stefani tour because her opening act, Akon, simulated some truly nasty dirty dancing on stage with a Trinidadian girl in front o...
Jews For Colbert
After wrestling with my weighty conscience for weeks, I am compelled to speak out on behalf of a fringe-yet-burgeoning community. A group of naysayers that feels a deep-rooted guilt over preferring Stephen Colb...
Kelly Clarkson To Holocaust: “Never Again!”
It's true that I haven't heard the song yet nor have I bothered to read the lyrics but nevertheless, I'm completely supportive of my girl Kelly Clarkson getting pissed off about the Holocaust. And I say, it's a...
From The Ark (2007): Carice Van Houten – The HEEB Interview
Long before she played "The Red Woman" Melisandre on HBO's smash hit Game Of Thrones, Carice Van Houten spoke with HEEB magazine about staring as a Jew in love with a Nazi, breaking into the American film industry, and finding "This [Guillermo] del Toro man" interesting
Merchants of Menace
While Jews are, of course, well-known for being good with money, that does not mean that Jews with money are well-known for being good. In this history lesson with David Deutsch you'll learn that, unfortunately, sometimes Yids do the darndest things.
Regina Spektor Takes America by Song
Back in 2005, before the 500 Days of Summer soundtrack put her on every iTunes list, the Russian songstress told Heeb how she spent that very first record contract check.
