Hezbollah is running "amusement park" in Lebanon complete with rocket launchers and anti-Israeli guerrilla fighters. Because Disneyland just wasn't anti-Semitic enough.
Congressional candidate and Sarah Palin fav Vaughn Ward steals much of Obama's 2004 Democratic Convention speech, which evidently works a lot better on Republicans when spoken by a white man.
Emo culture invades Saudi Arabia and 10 girls are jailed for dressing up goth. Commentators have decried the arrests as "unfair," saying emo kids everywhere should be jailed for their shitty clothes. (News Real Blog)
Curb Your Enthusiasm goes Gotham. Producers say they're filming the last season in NYC. Hopefully L.D. won't get all Carrie Bradshaw and whore his way through midtown. (NY Magazine)
In what appears to be the beginning of a great zombie flick, Israel is bulldozing a bunch of Jewish graves for a new hospital. The government ended protests by religious Jews by promising the Orthodox a percentage of movie royalties. (CNN)
Jesus Christ, TV Star. Comedy Central announces new edgy sitcom based on Christ's life, passes on office comedy starring the prophet Mohammed. Wimps. (Daemon's TV)
Afghanistan's last Jew "vows to stay put." ...