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_Heeb_ November Music Picks!

Here's what's currently in rotation on the jewkbox here at _Heeb_ HQ:Deerhunter Microcastles/Weird Era cont.Kranky Records Deerhunter (pictured above) combines the sounds of Sonic Youth, My Bloody Valentine a...
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Jemaine to the Conversation

From the wacky Mormons who brought you Napoleon Dynamite comes 2009's Gentlemen Broncos, starring our fave FOTC-ordian, Jemaine Clement. F*** yeah! GB's catchy viral marketing campaign, which features Clement'...
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Meat Company in Deep Freeze

Looks like famished frumies will have to get into their camouflage outfits and start hunting for brisket. Agriprocessors, the Iowa-based kosher slaughterhouse, halted production today as executives scrambled to...
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Bibi Jeebies

Israeli politician, Benjamin Netanyahu's campaign website is a blatant rip-off of President Elect Obama's, right down to the fonts and social networking options. I can't decide if it makes it more or less emba...
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Who is Martin Eisenstadt?

You may remember him as the alleged source behind the Sarah Palin/Africa leak. He revealed himself as a McCain policy advisor, and few in the blogosphere/mainstream media questioned his legtimacy. Turns out, h...
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Now Crystal Clear

Since Dan Akroyd's digital endorsement for Crystal Head Vodka infested the Internet tubes, moviegoing boozehounds have been scratching their heads. Many dismiss the viral vid as a fake, a marketing ploy to both...
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Guttenberg Tuchus Update

When I first saw the video of Police Academy's Steve Guttenberg "caught" jogging around with his dong and backside hanging out of an oversized sleeveless tee, I had my suspicions. If you watch closely...
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Frank Gehry’s Museum of (In)Tolerance

After two years of delays, starchitect Frank Gehry's positively garrish Center for Human Dignity-Musuem of Tolerance Jerusalem just got the greenlight. In 2006, it was discovered that the Museum's proposed sit...
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Sour Kraut

Juergen Gansel, a deputy in the Saxony State Legislature representing Germany's National Democratic (Neo-Nazi) Party, has been flinging a little shit at the results of the historic 2008 American presidential el...
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Josh Schwartz Expands His Genius

In the beginning, Gossip Girl was just a guilty pleasure, a little escape that I indulged in on Monday nights without revealing my whereabouts to friends. Phone calls were dodged so that I could immerse myself ...