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Fairey Godpainter

Wandering the street of Paris a few days ago, I saw posters of President Sarkozy, which riffed on Shepard Fairey's now-iconic Obama portrait (Fairey's Studio Number One also designed the cover of Heeb's Politic...
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Another Bush Invasion

For native Dallasites like myself, the news that W. just purchased a new home in pro-Obama North Dallas (right by my favorite P.F. Chang's where I spend a large portion of my Christmas break), is as welcmed new...
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Who’s Your Daddy?

According to a piece in today's Times, a recent genetic study of Y-Chromosomes (those are the daddy ones, hence the title) in Spain suggests that some 20% of the population has Sephardi ancestry. Jewdar is abso...
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Heebonics

Tushy-Shtup, noun, verb (from the yiddish "tuchis" and "shtup") 1. Anal intercourse. 2. To screw someone over. Al Gore produced a $100 million documentary and won an Oscar as well as the Nobel Prize, ...
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Bad Times

Cosmopolitan New Yorkers that we are, Jewdar is not among the crowd that considers the paper of record to be the "New York Nazi Times." Sometimes, however--as with their editorial on the murder of Dan...
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_Scrubs_ Star Loves Him Some Israel

Now that 'Scrubs' star Zach Israel Braff is officially emancipated from TV series slavery, he's taking it easy. ("When you work on a television series, they own you.") Ha'aretz caught up with him whil...
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Return of the Clintons

This holiday season, don't miss the opportunity to thrust your nuts between Hillary's thighs or play with Bill's curvy metallic phallus. The Clinton-themed nutcracker and corkscrew set is now available for $28....
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Pork Roast at the White House?

In one final slap in the face to the Jewish community, Mr. and Mrs. Bush sent out their Hannukkah party invitations to America's Jewish leaders with one small oversight. The front of the card, which announces a...
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Low-Tech Lynching

Absurdist director David Lynch has a new hobby: Running a foundation. The David Lynch Foundation for Consciousness-Based Education and World Peace raises money for in-school meditation programs. Um, aren't ther...
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Inside the _Heeb_ Film Festival

Broadcasting from what sounded like a ruckus house party, the House Next Door recently spoke to Eric Kohn about programming the Third Annual Heeb Film Festival. They also had Michael Tully on the show to discus...
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Having a Ball

The other night, Neo-Nazis snuck into a Jewish cemetery in eastern Germany and hung a severed pig's head from the main gate. They also scribbled the phrase, "six million lies" (presumably in pig's blo...