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Mary Kate Almost Bought a Menorah

While we all scale back on our holiday spending, it turns out that Mary Kate Olsen is just like us! According to the New York Post, MK is loving her some sale. In MK's world "the recession" is a less ...
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Linguistic CONstruction

Lord knows Jewdar doesn't want to do this, but it is Hanukkah, so Dreidel Hustler, don't say we didn't get you anything: "Bernie Madoff (above) really tushy-shtupped the Jewish community." And now, i...
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Photographer Zoe Strauss: The _Heeb_ Interview

Since picking up a camera at age 30, Zoe Strauss has created her own brand of candid portraiture. Roaming the streets of South Philadelphia, where she was born and raised, Strauss reveals the spirit of the area...
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Baby Hitler Denied Cake

Adolf Hitler Campbell's daddy is demanding that a New Jersey supermarket write his son's full name on a birthday cake. The New Jersey ShopeRite said nein to the request, but a Wal-Mart in Pennsylvania was more,...
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Peep Show

I appreciate the thoughtfulness of the organization Porn for the Blind providing a service to those who can't enjoy all the hot, free Internet porn that is out there. This isn't a hoax. The non-profit organiza...
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Colby Bird

Colby Bird's photographs and sculptures (featuring crack pipes, airplane alcohol bottles, and cocaine-smooth surfaces) lay bare a fascination with drug overindulgence and a kind of middleclass ostentation that ...
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Tis the Season to…See Holocaust Movies?

Check out New York Magazine's chart, which tells you which of the four Holocaust movies currently out in theaters is right for you. The piece's text is followed by aflow chart, whichhelps to guide you in your d...
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Dial “F” for Funny

It was bound to happen. Now you don't even have to enter the comedy club or turn on the TV to get some funny. The LOLs & OMGs! will B Twittered 2 u. Can't prom it'll b LOL, but there b no, long jokes cuz ea...
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The Chosen Ones

Proust, Kafka, Orwell. . .if hyper-intellectual 21st century geeks have their say, the name Joss Whedon will someday be right up there with those dead guys. Creator of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Serenity and Fir...
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Kyketail, Anyone?

Tried everything to get the attention of that cute guy or girl all alone on the other side of the bar? Try buying them one of these Heeb signature sippers. After all, a conversation about your virulent anti- Se...