Goldman Globes?
There wereminimal surprises at last night's 66th Annual Golden Globe Awards. Comeback kid/perennial cokewhore Mickey Rourke snatched up theGlobe for Best Actorin a Drama while theHollywood/Bollywood tour-de-for...
Don’t Believe in Modern Love
Although many a girl my age pours over the New York Times' "Modern Love" column with rapt interest, the whole concept never really appealed to me. So it was with extreme trepidation that I finally took a look t...
Loose on the Forty-Deuce
Anyone prove they love Israel by showing up to the Israel Day Parade on a sunny summer day. But several thousand of us who really, really love the Jewish state were out in force on Sunday on 42nd Street, showin...
That’s Rabbi Oldman To You
With an 11 percent "fresh rating" on Rotten Tomatoes, The Unborn, David S. Goyer's horror flick loosely-based in Jewish mysticism, is by all accounts a cinematic abortion.Apparently, the story revolve...
UK Celebrity Terror Watch
Reports emerged yesterday alleging Amy Winehouse and Mark Ronson have been added to a "terror target" hit list made in reaction to the current conflict in the Gaza region. The online forum Ummah is ci...
The Man Who Fell to Earth 62 Years Ago
Happy Birthday David Bowie!As a six-year-old child I harbored a deep, soulful love for the Thin White Duke--a love that worried my teachers and baffled my classmates. (I think I was supposed to be into JTT or s...
Judaism in the Age of Digital Reproduction
How pleased will Sarah Silverman be when she finds out that a press photo she had taken two years ago is gracing the covers of not one, but two, crappy Jewish pop cultural knock-offs this month? When she posed ...
Obama “Just Too Good”
I smell a coverup. The Chicago Tribune recently blew the lid off of the suppression of a 2001 episode of Chicago restaurant review show "Check, Please!" featuring none other than OUR FUTURE PRESIDENT...
The Secret Life of (Cokehead) Bees
MacquarieUniversity in Australiais testing the effects of cocaine on--get this--bees. Apparently,coked-up bees react similarly to humans--i.e., things that are midly entertainly suddenly become super-exciting (...
_Heeb_ Presents:
Obey "God," Kill Ginsberg
You inch closer to Ginsburg with the pillow. She's sleeping like a baby. Just as you're about cover her face, she's awakened by a commercial for Carnival Cruise. Her eyes widen at t...
_Heeb_ Presents:
Stand Up to Cheney
Cheney's crooked, maniacal grin shifts ever so slightly into a crooked, maniacal scowl.
"Uh-oh," he says. "Looks like I'm about to have another unfortunate hunting accident."
Ill...
_Heeb_ Presents:
Don't Pardon Abramoff
No matter how tempting the proposition is, you tell Abramoff that you're going to have to pass on the library. Abramoff looks a bit more frail than usual, so you invite him to join you ...
