Schwartz of the Month Runs Marathon
Lacey Schwartz, "Schwartz of the Month" from our Summer 2008 issue, seems to be a woman of many talents. Aside from creating the independent documentary Outside the Box and enjoying both Miller Lite a...
Jewish Gigolo Blackmails BMW Heiress
Hahahaha. So Susanne Klatten, Germany's richest woman, and BMW heiress, has been caught in an intricate blackmail scheme, complete with sex tapes, buried money, a gigolo named Helg Sgarbi and a supposed interge...
Ivanka Shtupalot?
Rumors abound that New York Observer yeshiva-educated Jared Kushner and Donald Trump's WASPy shiksa daughter Ivanka will be making it official under the chupah. Word has it the bodacious Trump has been taking J...
Not Your Bubbe’s Assasination Plot
How's this for a Fall fashion trend? It appears that the American public--regardless of background-- is having a go at fantasies of presidential assasination plots. Besides the case of the neo-Nazi plan in whic...
Pepi Ginsberg: Free MP3
Pepi Ginsberg is not the proprietor of a kosher burrito joint. She's one of our favorite singer/songwriters today. In a special offering to _Heeb_ readers, here is Ginsberg doing a brand new cover of another ba...
Adolph Obama
Last month Sarah Silverman launched her plans to get out the Jewish vote in Florida. In Pennsylvania, the flavor of the month state for both candidates, a group calling itself the "Republican Federal Commi...
Matt Besser: The _Heeb_ Interview
By Alessandra Rizzotti It's not often you'll find a better urban dance tale than You Got Served, but Matt Besser has crafted just that in his musical stage show, Freak Dance: The Forbidden Dirty Boogaloo. Stage...
Good for the News?
TMZ's Harvey Levin has been issued a warning by Snoop Dogg to pony up the Benjamins. Word out of the doggpound is that if the celebutard website is going to continue to profit off his Dopeness with the onslaugh...
Matt and Kim (and Arye)
Last week, our longtime music editor, Arye Dworken, guest hosted MTV's "Subterranean" with special guests Matt and Kim. Arye asked the duo hard-hitting questions about the merits of the ampersand and ...
Hit a Jew Day
A few precocious middle school students in Missouri are facing suspension after creating "hit a Jew day," a day in which all are encouraged to smack at least one member of the tribe.At first I was concerned abo...
_Heeb_ Best of CMJ
The week-long CMJ Music Marathon just came to an end, as did my panic to squeeze into it as many shows as possible. I saw about 20, trekking from one end of Manhattan to the other (talk about a great schlep). H...
One Week Until Halloween! What to Wear?
Amy Winehouse is so last year. Halloween 2008 will likely belong to a plethora of Heath Ledger characters, Brittany incarnations and conceptual renderings of the stock market plunge, and of course, Sarah Palin....
