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Boston Rabbi Accused of Naked Mikvah, Multiple Child Molestation Charges

July 20, 2010

Naked mikvahs, showers at the rabbi's house and more. The accusations against Stanley Z. Levitt bring to light the fact that Catholic priests aren't the only perverted clergy in town.

Despite Oppressive Summer Heat, the Soup Nazi Reopens Today

July 20, 2010

Today, the Original Soup Man (i.e. the inspiration for Seinfeld's "Soup Nazi") reopens its doors in midtown Manhattan.

Here, Have Some Linkage

July 13, 2010

Zombies, Crocs and Jesus Is Your Fitness Trainer

Howard Stern Won’t Interview Shuli Egar for Heeb

Judah Ari Gross

July 13, 2010

In his Tuesday show Howard Stern worries that he might have to provide content for a Heeb profile for Howard 100 News reporter Shuli Egar. Don't worry, Howard, we wouldn't dare even interview him on our blog.

Seth Mosler Selling the “Yamulkap” to Guilt-Ridden Relatives, Possibly Others

July 12, 2010

A business manager in uptown Manhattan has come up with a new piece of headgear that has me wondering one thing: What the fuck?

“Tik Tok” Update: IDF Soldiers To Make Anti-Dancing Video As Punishment

July 9, 2010

The troops weren't technically breaking any laws, but I guess any army boy headlines are due to help Israel recover from one hell of an awful month in PR.

Here, Have Some Linkage

July 6, 2010

Justin Bieber may be shipped to North Korea, the olds have STDs and Iran is stuck in the 90s.

Not Everyone’s Down With the IDF/Ke$ha Dance Party

July 6, 2010

Bibi's not cool with Ke$ha.

Independence Day Weekend Linkage

July 2, 2010

Larry King will pimp bagels, the Japanese create a menstruation machine, a Kentucky couch potato records herself for eight minutes reviewing What Women Want and more.

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Michael Savage Calls Kagan “the Pagan,” and Other Jew-on-Jew Mudslinging

July 1, 2010

The radio personality insists on making fun of Kagan’s name by calling her “Kagan the Pagan,” despite the fact that his own real last name is not Savage, but Weiner.

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The Truth Behind Elena Kagan’s “Chinese Restaurant” Alibi

June 30, 2010

As funny as we all found Kagan's remark about how all Jews spend their Christmases, in reality she was participating in activities far more vile. Heeb has proof.

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Jewish Scientist Invents The Pill for Men

June 29, 2010

It's almost as awesome as the Theory of Relativity.