For this year's annual Israel Day Parade, we sent "The Great Schlemiel" Yossi Rosenberg to sample the mood of New York Jewry. As it happens, he had other plans in mind.
Turns out that partying with fires isn't the best way to preserve an ancient archeological site. Go figure.
Some people just need a smoke break
What a long strange birthright trip it's been.
Psssst, Yossi. Don't look now but there's a hirsute heeb shakin' his junk behind you.
Dude, eat a Snickers. You get a little "airplane incident-y" when you're hungry.