Your Next Halloween Costume: Sexy Rabbi

…Ok, maybe not.

Yesterday, a reader sent us the following picture of a Halloween costume, found while shopping in NYC. Hilarious as it may be, we were a little disappointed it didn’t fall prey to the costume trope of “Slutty [Noun]”.

Halloween Rabbi

Guaranteed to terrify this Halloween

Then we took a closer look


Judaism Not Included

Hmm, so no mustache, beard, or hat (with attached peyes)? Just a coat and belt? Looks less like a “Rabbi”, and more like a “Creepy Flasher.” Maybe not Halloween “slutty” – or even “scary” – but definitely inappropriate.

And a $54.99 price-tag? That’s horrifying.

What do you think?

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