The Demise Of The Fortune Cookie
Remember fortunes? Something that foretells a new job, love or financial windfall; a prediction that eerily rings true that you’ll superstitiously keep in your wallet; or at least something that sounds funny with the words “in bed” tacked onto the end. I didn’t wrestle with that cellophane packaging for a cookie that tastes like chalk, and I certainly didn’t do it for a pep talk, a platitude, random lottery numbers or a oneword Mandarin vocab lesson.
JESSIE BODZIN
Fortune cookie rant…yeah that’s about the level of my griping these days. Glad to see things are well for you too. LOL.