Urban Kvetch: Cell Phone Broadcasting

Cell Phone Broadcasting
I get annoyed when my friends call me from rock concerts and hold up their cell phones so I can hear what I’m missing. Great, there’s not enough static in the digital version I already have of “Dead Leaves and the Dirty Ground” (plus my stereo doesn’t cut out during guitar solos). Thanks for thinking of me, but you’re only reminding me that I’m too broke to be there myself. I’m trying to watch Lost, so tell Jack White I’ll call him back, okay?
CRAIG BALDO

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