Ten Ways Rahm Emanuel Can Make Chicago A Jewish City
Some suggestions for Chicago's first Jewish mayor on how to make America's third largest city more appealing to the Chosen People.
Texas: A Lot of Land, A Lot of Horses, Not a Lot of Jews
Rodeos and Purim carnivals aren’t as different as they seem.
Chosen: Crimes and Misdemeanors
A kosher supervision company is told to repay $2.8 million, Orthodox and ultra-Orthodox lawmakers in Israel want to pass a law granting immunity to rabbis who incite violence, racism or murder, and a "psycho-slasher" is too crazy to appear in court.
Chosen: Crimes and Misdemeanors
A $255 million dollar ponzi scheme targeting Orthodox Jews, the Internet causes cancer leading ultra-Orthodox rabbis claim, $1.5 million Judaica heist , and a Haifa pediatrician is indicted for possession of child porn
Chosen: Crimes and Misdemeanors
Ultra-Orthodox rabbis move to ban Facebook, child prostitution and trafficking in Israel, rape and public corruption for an Israeli politician, and a new ultra-Orthodox kosher supervision for…women's clothing.
Chosen: Crimes and Misdemeanors
A leading rabbi-led Israeli Orthodox Zionist organization advocates "death camps" for "Amalekites," Orthodox and ultra-Orthodox Israelis think Israel's parliament is too democratic, disgraced rabbi Leib Tropper gets warm welcome in Jerusalem's ultra-Orthodox community, a riot breaks out during a lecture by an ultra-Orthodox rabbi, an ultra-Orthodox woman was arrested during a family wedding by the FBI, a contaminated kosher dairy is shuttered by New York State, a Jerusalem "modesty squad" leader is sentenced to jail for a viscous assault, and a right wing Israeli organization has decided to give kosher certificates to restaurants that refuse to hire Arabs.
Chosen: Crimes and Misdemeanors
A hasidic rebbe goes to prison for money laundering, Jappy driver kills man while texting, and Festivus becomes a prison holiday
Nixon Nailed Us, Kissinger’s Classical Gas
New tapes un-shockingly reveal Nixon goofed on Jews in private, Kissinger was more self-hating than any of us.
All the Way to the Bank
Jewdar is going to refrain from the Holocaust joke, and instead, simply tell the good folks at the Wiesenthal Center to chillax.
Jews Aren’t Actually Racists: Who knew?
When a modern audience thinks of American Indians and American Jews, the image that comes to mind is likely to be that of Mel Brooks as an Indian chief in Blazing Saddles, dressed in fancy schmancy schmattes...
Glenn Beck: “Jesus Would Have Come Back from the Dead and Make the Jews Pay For What They Did”
Last week, our fave crazy takes on liberation theology on Tuesday's show. According to Glenn, Jesus would not have liked this theology because he was not a victim and would have totally pounced on the Jews. . ....
Chosen Art: The Jewraffe
This delightful little sketch is brought to us today by Ready Set Draw.
