Jewdar is pleased to announce that word on the street is that Natalie Portman (and her husband, the French guy, but who cares about him?) has just brought another Jew into the world. No word on when the bris is just yet, but we wish the happy family nothing but nachus, and hope that the force will be strong in the little prince.
When did they get married?
When you weren’t looking, Jeff. He swooped right in.
Egg on Jewdar’s face; it seems they are not actually married. Our apologies, but in our defense, we were fairly giddy when we wrote those words.