Putting the ‘Natal’ in ‘Natalie’

Jewdar is pleased to announce that word on the street is that Natalie Portman (and her husband, the French guy, but who cares about him?) has just brought another Jew into the world. No word on when the bris is just yet, but we wish the happy family nothing but nachus, and hope that the force will be strong in the little prince.

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The Tel Aviv-born, Milwaukee-bred Jewdar has a bachelors' from the University of Wisconsin, a Masters from NYU, and an Honorable Discharge from the US Army, where he spent two years as an infantryman in the 101st Airborne Division. He's the co-author of "The Big Book of Jewish Conspiracies", the Humor Editor of Heeb Magazine, and a watcher of TV. Smarter than most funny people, funnier than most smart people, he lives on the Lower East Side with his wife and two sons.

3 Responses

  1. jewdar

    Egg on Jewdar’s face; it seems they are not actually married. Our apologies, but in our defense, we were fairly giddy when we wrote those words.


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