Read It and Eat
From abalone to zwieback, we tasted every food on the entire planet and came up with a list of the only 50 that really matter.
Moses vs. Satan
While Christopher Hitchens is picking a fight with the Almighty in his new book "_God Is Not Great: How Religion Poisons Everything_":http://nymag.com/arts/books/features/31244/, the folks over at Adult Swim ar...
Look Who’s Got a Woody
You may remember _Heeb_ rabbinic authority "Berel B":http://myspace.com/berel helping us hijack the "mitzvah tank.":http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nG4pG-NBJdE Well, his latest semitic shenanigans can be seen at...
Diamonds and Spoils
This week's _New York_ Magazine nods at billionaire "Lev Leviev":http://nymag.com/news/intelligencer/31549/, a Russian/Israeli Lubavitcher diamond merchant who just bought the New York Times building. This guy ...
Viva La Sarkozy?
We all know that France holds one of the more troubled Jewish populations in the Western world (as seen "here":http://www.ejpress.org/article/16405, "here":http://www.signonsandiego.com/news/world/20070419-0943...
Jews For Colbert
After wrestling with my weighty conscience for weeks, I am compelled to speak out on behalf of a fringe-yet-burgeoning community. A group of naysayers that feels a deep-rooted guilt over preferring Stephen Colb...
Welcome to the Family
Michael Chabon, recently labeled "anti-Semitic":http://www.jossip.com/gossip/michael-chabon/jewish-writer-michael-chabon-puts-on-a-happy-punim-after-being-branded-an-antisemitic-20070503.php by _The New York Po...
KatzEnberg The New TomKat?
Has Katie Holmes finally "escaped":http://yeeeah.com/blog/2007/05/02/katie-holmes-gets-a-taste-of-freedom/ the clutches of her g-y (that's vague enough for me not get sued right? And no, it's not "goy") alien ...
Greene With Envy
It has long been noted (okay, by me, but I have been ranting about it for a while) that the hospital on ER must be the only one in Chicago without a Jewish doctor. Apologists for the hospital's strangely discr...
Kelly Clarkson To Holocaust: “Never Again!”
It's true that I haven't heard the song yet nor have I bothered to read the lyrics but nevertheless, I'm completely supportive of my girl Kelly Clarkson getting pissed off about the Holocaust. And I say, it's a...
Miss America Flip-Flops
I've long wondered what it is that the reigning Miss America does once her bouquet of roses wilts and the other contestants have gone home to their trailers and burger-flipping boyfriends. I always kind of pic...
Patrick Wolf: The _Heeb_ Intern Review
by editorial intern Laura E. Marcus
The first thing I thought when I saw Patrick Wolf grace the stage at Brooklyn's Studio B was, "Holy shit, this guy is the Morrissey of my generation!" Now don't get me wro...
