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Crimes and Misdemeanors

Remember how Heeb rabbinic authority Berel B put American Apparel head Dov Charney up to that billboard (above)? Well, no good joke goes unpunished; Allen is now suing the company for $10 million. Perhaps the k...
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Hat Power

You know it's getting close to Passover when the Associated Press starts running culturally-inclusive stories about yarmulke fashion. According to the story, now sports logos and and television characters routi...
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Geng Bang

"We're not a metal band, but we have metal practices," says Hamilton Jordan, guitarist of the band Genghis Tron over cups of seltzer a few hours before set time. The Philadelphia trio consists of Jor...
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Iztler Gets Whooped

The Spitzer-hooker scandal has been the perfect excuse for former "King of All Pimps" Jason Itzler to hit the talk show circuit.A solid interview subject for talking heads like Howard Stern and Larry ...
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Formula Bum

Scandalous orgies seem more Nascar than Formula One, but just when we thought it was safe to stereotype, here comes Max Mosley proving us wrong. The President of the Fédération Internationale de l'Automobile ...
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Wright On

While most Jewish homes will break bread among fellow crackers during Passover this month, artist/drummer LaRoi Wright has booked a dining space at the Marriott City Place in West Palm Beach, Florida, for multi...
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Double Feature

Heeb's Hasidic zombie short, Night of the Living Jews will be appearing in two film festivals this Spring: First, NOLJ screens on April 3, the opening night of the A Night of Horror Film Festival in Australia...
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Seder What?

San Francisco chefs Gayle Pirie and John Cook are stepping up to the Heeb challenge and putting a Slow Food spin on the Passover seder. On Sunday, April 20 (the second night of Passover), Heeb invites readers t...
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Jake Kasdan: The Heeb Interview

By Pamela Chelin "Until a week ago, I didn't have a wife," says writer/director Jake Kasdan while drinking a fruit smoothie and munching on a tuna melt at the 101 Cafe in Los Angeles. It's four days a...
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A Nose By Any Other Name

The Jewish Museum of Berlin opened a show last week titled "Typical! Cliches About Jews and Others" that addresses such questions as "Are blacks better athletes?" and "Do Jews have long...
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Intelligent De-Stein

Ben Stein seems so smart, what with the glasses and the monotone. I guess it's because he was intelligently designed. Really Ben Stein? A documentary about how "Big Science" has expelled intelligent d...