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Hug it Out

The _Heeb_ Olympics aren't the only Olympic Games going on right now. In Beijing, two medal winners from the warring republics of Russia and Georgia had spectators oohing and ahhing when they embraced tenderly...
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Cohen Gadol

When Steve Cohen won a House seat in Memphis' Ninth Congressional District, it seemed more the result of a unique harmonic convergence than a sign of any future. In a field crowded with black candidates, Cohen...
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Deeply Fried

I know sometimes I say or do things around here that human resources isn't totally cool with, but why the Associated Press would even consider running such a profoundly racist story about inmate Tremayne Durham...
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Unexcused Tardiness

Not to be outdone by the community leaders trying to get Mike Myers to publicly apologize for his portrayal of Hinduism in The Love Guru, members of the American Association of People with Disabilties are compl...
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Pastry Porn

For those practicing pervs tiring from all the 2 Girls 1 Cup vids, have no fear: a new fetish video is taking the nation by storm. Without further ado, I give you cake farts. ...
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_Flipping Out_: The _Heeb_ Review

By Nadine Levyfield High in the hills of the Himalayas, recently discharged Israeli soldiers swing lazily on hammocks, stoned out of their minds on whatever they can get their hands on. In the thick sand of the...
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Batman Ends

First Heath Ledger dies. Then Christian Bale assaults his sister and mother. Yesterday Morgan Freeman was involved in a serious car crash. Coincidence? Or did Tom Cruise cast some diabolical, scientological sp...