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Say Hi To Your Mother For Me, A’ight?

Oh, snap! Marky Mark got his panties all up in a funky bunch over "big fucking nosed" Andy Samburg's SNL sketch parodying the Boston Brut's mad film networking skillz. Check out the damage Marky plans...
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Madonna Quoting the Talmud

There is now no chance Madonna's fame will fade gracefully like Debbie Harry's or Cindy Lauper's. As the Kabbalist begins her holy war with her soon to be ex-husband Guy Ritchie, girl is super googleable (about...
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Dolemite, One Dead Motherfucker

Rudy Ray Moore, the man who played Dolemite, has passed away at the age of 81. Along with Richard Pryor, Moore popularized the profanity-laden "party albums" of the 70's that influenced rappers like ...
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Sarah Palin’s Secret

While perusing my favorite white supremacy sites, I ran across this interesting little rumor: Sarah Palin is a Jew. At first I was skeptical, but then I discovered her unedited interview with Katie Couric. ...
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Enter the “Dreidel Hustler” Doll

First, it was just a name I gave my MySpace page, something that would capture my gambling addict alter-ego and caricaturize my Internet persona in a sort of pathetic larger-than-life softcore pornstar kind of ...
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_Heeb_ HQ Playlist for October

Here are a few of our favorite recent releases: Crystal Stilts Alight of Night(Slumberland Records)Imagine Joy Division covering The Ronettes or The Smiths going lo-fi. Crystal Stilts (pictured) have found them...
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Wearing Obama Your Sleeve

Designer David Schiffrin has created a new line of "Barack Atah Adonai" T-shirts just in time for the final stretch of the 2008 Presidential Election. Schiffri will be donating a percentage of sales o...
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DJ AM’s Next Crash Landing

Too soon for that headline? DJ AM (a.k.a., Adam Goldstein, a.k.a., the dude that used to bone Nicole Ritchie and Mandy Moore) is probably going to get all religulous on us, but that's cool and to be expected. ...
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Don’t Be Religulous

After grossing a little over $7 million in its first ten days Bill Maher's anti-religion documentary, Religulous, is on route to becoming the highest grossing documentary of 2008. Maher's arguments about the fa...
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Jesse Jackson, Please Shut Up!

Jesse Jackson keeps putting his foot in his mouth when it comes to Obama. Back in June, the green-eyed monster reared its ugly head when Jackson said that he wanted to cut Obama's balls off. This time, Jackson ...

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