Election Day’s Real Winner
Obama may have clinched the US presidency last night in an historic moment in political history, but last night's real winner was...digital hologram technology?!will.i.am of The Black Eyed Peas (and the produce...
“Axelrodian”
After dealing with eight years of jealousy, frustration and rage over "Rovian" tactics, allow me this opportunity to coin a new term named after Obama Chief Strategist David Axelrod--"Axelrodian,...
“Hussein” Will Rank High for 2009 Baby Names
Congratulations, America. You have avoided electing 71-year old with a Veep who can't tell the difference between the voices of Sarkozy and Inspector Clouseau. ...
Schwartz of the Month Runs Marathon
Lacey Schwartz, "Schwartz of the Month" from our Summer 2008 issue, seems to be a woman of many talents. Aside from creating the independent documentary Outside the Box and enjoying both Miller Lite a...
Jewish Gigolo Blackmails BMW Heiress
Hahahaha. So Susanne Klatten, Germany's richest woman, and BMW heiress, has been caught in an intricate blackmail scheme, complete with sex tapes, buried money, a gigolo named Helg Sgarbi and a supposed interge...
Ivanka Shtupalot?
Rumors abound that New York Observer yeshiva-educated Jared Kushner and Donald Trump's WASPy shiksa daughter Ivanka will be making it official under the chupah. Word has it the bodacious Trump has been taking J...
Studs Terkel: 1912-2008
It put a bit of a damper on my Halloween weekend when I found out that Studs Terkel had passed away at the age of 96. Terkel's writings deserve to be celebrated as one of the finest bodies of work any American...
_Night of the Living Jews_ Now Available on DVD
Prepare for the most violent and sexually explicit experience since your bris: After screenings at ScreamfestL.A., A Night of Horror International Film Festival and the Woodstock Film Festival, the first-ever J...
_This Ain’t the Munsters_: The _Heeb_ Review
By Oliver Noble Just in time for the Halloween, Hustler's porn homage to The Munsters, This Ain't the Munsters, aims for groin-area rigamortis, but the ratio of peanut butter cups to candy corn in this bag of t...
Oy, What a Spread
Those of you who weren't among the guests at our book party for photographer—and Heeb contributing editor—Naomi Harris can head to a Taschen store and pick up a copy of America Swings: Swinging Sex Lives of Eve...
Devito Honored at Israeli Film Festival
By David Kelsey At the opening reception for the 23rd Israeli Film Festival in New York, Danny Devito received a Lifetime Achievement Award. "I'm a sheigetz," Devito proclaimed, "you have to list...
