Diss Proportionate
Of all the annoying and absurd allegations aired against Israel in this era, perhaps none is so ludicrous as the charge that Israel's response is "disproportionate." Well, duh. Isn't it supposed t...
The Giraffes: The _Heeb_ Interview
Giving one listen to The Giraffes third full-length, Prime Motivator you can easily understand why the Brooklyn quartet is hell-bent on making the soundtrack to the most wild party of your life. While their sel...
The Storch Delivers
After a one-year hiatus from David Storch: The Only Jew in New Hampshire, David graces us with another misadventure, this time, getting a dose of anti-Semitism at a local cafe. ...
The Dirty Sanchez
Some supernerd hacked into the most boring of social networking tools, Twitter and made a funny. Cnet news reports that Rick Sanchez, honest newsman, got cyberpunk'd by a hacker. Oh noes! The popular anchorman ...
Murphy’s Guffaw
Introducing The Ramen Girl, starring Brittany Murphy. It's the soaring tale of a young girl abandoned in scary Tokyo by her mean boyfriend, leaving her with only one option--starting a kooky affair with Bill Mu...
_Heeb_ Presents:
Look in the Closet
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You walk in the closet and much to your surprise you ï¬nd
yourself face-to-face with Vice President Cheney.
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"Vice President Cheney, what are you doing here?"
A startled Che...
_Heeb_ Presents:
Do the Lord's Bidding
The Secret Service drives you to Ginsburg's house and hands you a set of keys. You get out of the car, take a deep breath and walk towards the front door. Your hands sweat. Your heart b...
_Heeb_ Presents:
Computer Golf in the Study
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Gosh darn, your study has been entirely packed up by the moving company, including your computer. Stacks of boxes ï¬ll the room. You open one of them. Aw, here's the flight ...
_Heeb_ Presents:
Go to Prayer
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You ï¬nd a quiet corner in your bedroom, kneel down and prostrate yourself to the Lord. It was He who told you to give up a life of alcohol, drugs and pleasure-seeking. It was He who told ...
_Heeb_ Presents:
Start Your Day
You skim through your morning Intelligence Brieï¬ng: Satellite images show a Russian troop build-up in Western Georgia; a fast-moving wildï¬re about 30 miles east of San Diego is spreading; ...
_Heeb_ Presents:
Hit the Snooze Button
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Bzzt! That damn snooze button is going off again. Â
Do you:
Hit snooze once more.
OR
Start your day....
