There I was, minding my own business, reading a women's magazine at the gym, when the word reached up from the perfumed page, grabbed me by the throat and squeezed until my eyeballs practically catapulted acros...

On Friday, Page Six ran an item on our recent interview with Courtney Love and focused on her purported "anti-Semitic ravings." The evidence? A line half-way through the 5,550 word piece in which she ...

Eddy Curry, former Chicago Bull, current New York Knick, and all-around fatso, has some big, fat litigation coming his way. The oversized Curry, former NBA leader in field goal percentage (like five years ago.....

The last time I checked, the smells coming out of the borough of Brooklyn weren't anything that I'd want to bottle and wear on my person. There's Park Slope, which often exudes the sweet smell of baby powder, a...

DMXmay belocked up in an Arizonaslammer, but he's found away to voice his grievances--namely, pink uniforms. Check outthis ridiculoustelevision interview whereMr. Crazy McLithium himself waxes nostalgic about t...

So apparently coffee company Tchibo and gas company Esso were running an ad campaign in Germany in which their slogan ("Jedem den Seinen") was pretty much the same as the words adorning a concentratio...

It's really annoying when people put "quotes" around things for "no reason." That's why this blog is "awesome." Check it....

Oliver Stone was recently spotted playing soccer and chewing coca leaves with President Evo Morales of Bolivia. Papers speculate that Stone's trip to the foreign land could be connected to upcoming documentary ...

Just when I thought I was out of excuses for not visiting my grandparents a feces-throwing monkey, on the loose in Tampa, FL, saves the day. ...

For those of you who haven't picked up a copy of our Politics issue, there's a feature in there called Choose Your Own Adventure: Dubya's Last Day in the White House where you get to decide the fate of Curious ...

Ari Brouillette--if that's even his real name--writes amazingly hilarious bogus reviews on _Amazon.com_. According to his Amazon profile, Brouilette has been f-ing with Amazon customers for over five years now...