article placeholder

Look Who’s Got a Woody

You may remember _Heeb_ rabbinic authority "Berel B":http://myspace.com/berel helping us hijack the "mitzvah tank.":http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nG4pG-NBJdE Well, his latest semitic shenanigans can be seen at...
article placeholder

Diamonds and Spoils

This week's _New York_ Magazine nods at billionaire "Lev Leviev":http://nymag.com/news/intelligencer/31549/, a Russian/Israeli Lubavitcher diamond merchant who just bought the New York Times building. This guy ...
article placeholder

Viva La Sarkozy?

We all know that France holds one of the more troubled Jewish populations in the Western world (as seen "here":http://www.ejpress.org/article/16405, "here":http://www.signonsandiego.com/news/world/20070419-0943...
article placeholder

Jews For Colbert

After wrestling with my weighty conscience for weeks, I am compelled to speak out on behalf of a fringe-yet-burgeoning community. A group of naysayers that feels a deep-rooted guilt over preferring Stephen Colb...
article placeholder

Welcome to the Family

Michael Chabon, recently labeled "anti-Semitic":http://www.jossip.com/gossip/michael-chabon/jewish-writer-michael-chabon-puts-on-a-happy-punim-after-being-branded-an-antisemitic-20070503.php by _The New York Po...
article placeholder

KatzEnberg The New TomKat?

Has Katie Holmes finally "escaped":http://yeeeah.com/blog/2007/05/02/katie-holmes-gets-a-taste-of-freedom/ the clutches of her g-y (that's vague enough for me not get sued right? And no, it's not "goy") alien ...
article placeholder

Greene With Envy

It has long been noted (okay, by me, but I have been ranting about it for a while) that the hospital on ER must be the only one in Chicago without a Jewish doctor. Apologists for the hospital's strangely discr...
article placeholder

Patrick Wolf: The _Heeb_ Intern Review

by editorial intern Laura E. Marcus The first thing I thought when I saw Patrick Wolf grace the stage at Brooklyn's Studio B was, "Holy shit, this guy is the Morrissey of my generation!" Now don't get me wro...
article placeholder

_Heeb_ Storytelling, Sunday, May 6

She's hot. She's sassy. She's what would happen if Peaches ever gave it to Rachel Dratch with a strap-on. Catch "Adrira Amram":http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUYI8PaOEgE at "_Heeb_ Stortyelling":http://www.joes...
article placeholder

Stop Global Wiping

We all know that the earth is in deep doo doo, but this is ridiculous. Sheryl Crow calls for a limits to be imposed on the "use of toilet paper.":http://www.treehugger.com/files/2007/04/spare_a_square.php Pictu...
article placeholder

Creepshow

The NRA is accused of using anti-Semitic imagery in its "portrayal of New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg as an octopus.":http://wcbstv.com/local/local_story_108175220.html Even though the eight-tentacled sea...