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Modern Hooker: The _Heeb_ Interview

Modern Hooker (she will not give her real name) is a prostitute who back in January launched a comic strip and has since tweeted her twat off to build an online audience--only for fun. ("Traffic schmaffic,...
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Michael Showalter: The HEEB Interview

Text by Sam Smith via (cc) flickr As a 20-year veteran of the entertainment industry, Michael Showalter has managed to sustain a versatile and fresh career. A featured performer and writer in legendary s...
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The Wesleyan College Killer Reconsidered

As you all know by now, last week Stephen Morgan, 29, stormed the Wesleyan College bookstore and totally ruined ex-girlfriend Johanna Justin-Jinich's day by shooting her to death. Justin-Jinich had issued a res...
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He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not…

Khaled Meshal, Hamas' High Muckety Muck, announced this week that Hamas would be willing to accept a Palestinian state within the 1967 borders. Before you get too excited, please note that Meshal, who a couple ...
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Randi Zuckerberg Calls Out Doorman

I literally laughed out loud when I saw this post on Gawker. Apparently, when Randi Zuckerberg (sis of Facebook founder Mark Z.) hit the town last night with Gloria Steinem, she had a run-in with James, the bou...
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Simon Helberg: The _Heeb_ Interview

His father worked for Mel Brooks, and that's a tough act to follow. But Simon Helberg doesn't need a daddy complex (nor he be reminded that his pops Sandy had bits in High Anxiety, History of the World Part 1 a...
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Guactastic

As if her brisket tacos and kyketails aren't impressive enough culinary feats, Heeb recipe writer Morgan Jarrett went the distance at NachosNY's Guactacular Invitational Tuesday night in Brooklyn and snagged th...
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The Gift of Music Hits the Wrong Note

Apparently, an old dude in Germany called the cops on his neighbors complaining of noise. It turns out that said noise was issuing from a musical greeting card on his windowsill.Take a lesson from whoever prese...
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Milton Glaser: The _Heeb_ Interview

By Jessica Honikman "The purpose of art is to inform and delight." This quote from the Roman poet Horace sums up the philosophy of Milton Glaser, the Godfather of American graphic design. On May 22, Milto...