Garry Marshall Directs Porno on TBS
Nice appearance this week by Garry Marshall on the very underrated Lopez Tonight. (Sandra Bullock getting a makeover from Chola Girl? C'mon, that's classic!)But back to Marshall, the warmest, sweetest hardcore ...
The Garry Shandling Movie Poster Project
Here I thought I was the only one who obsessed with this Jewface icon, but, sure enough, Tim Heidecker (of Tim and Eric, Awesome Show Great Job! and Tom Goes to the Mayor fame) 'shopped Garry Shandling into a s...
How to Plan an “Avatar” Bar Mitzvah in Seven Simple Steps
With an Avatar-themed Bar Mitzvah, the newly minted man will be the "king of the world," or at least the seventh grade. From reciting the Torah to rocking it on the dance floor, this Jewish rite of pa...
Pickle Wants Bigger Facebook Following Than Nickelback
This week, after the shit show known as Nickelback was crowned Band of the Decade by Billboard -- validating the taste of its seven-figure Facebook fan base -- someone something good and pure and vinegary has c...
Chosen Book: “The 188th Crybaby Brigade”
After graduating from college, 24-year-old Joel Chasnoff did something a lot of American Jews joke about, but almost none do: He made his dream of becoming a gun-toting badass real by voluntarily enlisting in t...
This Week’s Tzitzit Special: Buy Five, Get One!
The most random shit pops up on Google Ads. Just this morning, a notice about the IDF-tzizit appeared: "The best gift for Bar-Mitzva boys . . . a quality tank top in a green Tzahal uniforms color with the...
Obsessing Over Chatroulette
For the past month or so, I've been pretty obsessed with Chatroulette.com, and I'm not the only one. The site that randomly assigns you to a chat partner by way of web cam is visited frequently by derelict este...
Heeb Publisher Searches Israel for the New Face of Hazorfim
Anybody who's seen the few expired condiments that make up the entire contents of Heeb publisher Joshua Neuman's refrigerator can attest, there are times when the Fabulous Heeb Lifestyleâ„¢ leaves something to ...
Urban Kvetch: Facebook Activism
Please don't invite me to join your "Stop violence against stray cats in Afghanistan" Facebook group. What, like some senator/Prime minister/mayor will see those 26 members (including your mom) and sa...
Just a Gigolo
Until his 1999 retirement, Shai Shahar was one of Europe's leading gigolos and the first male escort ever to exhibit himself in an Amsterdam window display. Shai, who grew up in Philadelphia and moved to Israel...
The Heeb Super Bowl XLIV Rundown
It's unclear exactly where the Super Bowl falls in the pantheon of Jewish holidays, though the mega-sponsored gladiator battle is definitely more important than Sukkot (unless your Sukka has HD). But if you do ...
Running of the Brides
Hundreds of women on the brink of marriage busted through the doors of Filene's Basement in New York City this morning, all hoping to find that perfect wedding dress at the annual bridal blow-out sale. With dre...
