How to Plan an “Avatar” Bar Mitzvah in Seven Simple Steps

With an Avatar-themed Bar Mitzvah, the newly minted man will be the "king of the world," or at least the seventh grade. From reciting the Torah to rocking it on the dance floor, this Jewish rite of passage is even more joyous and memorable when the thirteen year old celebrates in the form of a ten-foot blue Na’vi. Follow these steps for planning the most kick-ass party since 50 Cent retired from the Bar Mitzvah circuit.

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Jonathan Jacobs is a writer, director and DJ in NYC. See more of him at vintagedj.com.

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