Pickle Wants Bigger Facebook Following Than Nickelback

This week, after the shit show known as Nickelback was crowned Band of the Decade by Billboard — validating the taste of its seven-figure Facebook fan base — someone something good and pure and vinegary has come along to take a stand against these ass-pokers with a righteous kick in the dick. A pickle, to be exact.

In an attempt to give the band a gnarly case of size envy, the above condiment has started a fan page, appropriately titled "Can this pickle get more fans than Nickleback?" The page is now at around 400K members, so become a fan now and help a brave fermented cucumber surpass the evil vanilla rock’s camp (currently 1,392,481).

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