New In The Shop: The _Heeb_ Kidney
When Rabbi Levy-Izhak Rosenbaum's recent arrest kept him from making a move on a large shipment of human kidneys and we were offered the load at a huge discount, we naturally jumped at the business opportunity....
Do You Know This Kid?
If so, tell him Heeb is looking for interns and to send his resume to [email protected] ...
Someone Steals Credit Card, Attempts To Buy _Heeb_ Magazine
Apparently, sticky-finger mania is catching. First money and organs--now, credit cards and mags. Check out the e-mail we received today from our billing center:CCNow has received Order Number which cannot be p...
What’s The Deal With Deal?
We've been hearing quite a bit about the New Jersey/Brooklyn/Israel money-laundering/organ harvesting/all-around-no-good corruption scheme—I know, because I have been steadily contributing to the chatter. But, ...
Will Jon Stewart Let Jon Leibowitz Out of the Closet?
Yesterday on Slate.com, Ron Rosenbaum called upon Jon Stewart to end the "WASP-ification" of Jewish last names by changing his back to, Jonathan Stuart Leibowitz. Will The Daily Show's host heed the c...
Preaching to the Buyer
Reverend Billy (aka Bill Talen) and his Church of Stop Shopping are branching out.
Daily Links
What Would Barbra Do? Funny Girl Singalong (After Elton)An Open Letter to Jon Stewart - Bring Back Leibowitz! (Slate)LOL…Making Fun of the Nazis (DeadDog) Start a Lie: Anti-Bottled Water Game Steps Up Ads With ...
Jews Arrested–Anti-Semitism _Obviously_ the Cause
Let the religious outrage begin. After last week's FBI crackdown following a two-year corruption and international money-laundering investigation (in which super influential Brooklyn rabbi, Saul Kassin, was pin...
The Brother of Matisyahu Speaks
(Video after the jump) While conducting research for our Music Issue, we discovered that Hasidic reggae sensation Matisyahu has a long lost brother. Recently, the musician's bro sat down with Heeb for his first...
Jew Fro Hunting at Pitchfork
Pitchfork is the place where all the alternative folk come out to play/experiment with new fashions. This year, dudes took a page from Andy Samberg's book and seriously rocked the Jew fro. Check out our collect...
MacGruber The Movie: Will It Blow Up or Just Blow?
By Kammie Mann Watching Will Forte blow himself up each week in one minute MacGruber skits on Saturday Night Live is entertaining, but I think director Jorma Taccone, one third of the comedy trio The Lonely Isl...
Daily Links
Most Pairs Of Glasses Worn At Once (URDB) Germany sells soft drinks by comparing them to semen. (Blog of Hilarity)Councilman Fired Because Wife's a Porn Star (Film Drunk) How to Ruin a Yoga Class (Viceland) How...
