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A goy buddy of mine was walking down the "ethnic foods" aisle inside the southern-fried Kroger's grocery store. When he got to the kosher section, instead of gefilte balls and matzo fish, all he found...
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So the other day, Jewdar is strolling through the ethnic food aisle of the Boro Park Shop Rite, looking for the kosher candy, when we see something out of the corner of our eye that makes us do aMantan Moreland...
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