Links for an Edible Instant Heart Attack
The right to an edible heart attack, an old chassidic rivalry heats up on the mean streets of Brooklyn, the low annoyance taxi horn.
Hipster Hitlers in Germany Are No Comic Strip
A new culture of Hitler Name droppers in Germany. Let's call them the Hitlerifik Twitkidz. They're no Nazis. They just pretend to be.
An Interview with Tamar Latzman: Israeli, Artist & Provocateur
Israeli video artist Tamar Latzman talks with Heeb about her work, her politics and why this has nothing to do with a nose job.
Rubbing Women Out of History, Hasidic Style
If Hasidic papers can't print Hillary Clinton's visage, who else may they have missed over the years?
Glatt Kasher: Why are Jews Pervs?
We are sex obsessed, I think, not because it’s in our blood but because it’s in our book. Lord, forgive me but the Torah can be outright smutty.
Buy This Now: Introducing the Hairmulka
Stop hiding your baldness with your yarmulke. Hide it instead with your yarmulke and fake hair.
Stop It, You’re Killing Us!
We know that for a certain generation of young Jewish men, Ms. Portman was the n'est plus ultra of Jewish sex symbols. But retiring to be a stay at home mom? That's just too much!
Madonna: Now You Tell Me?
Bad enough that the Brit had to get a bris to please his missus
Links for Living with America’s Most Hated Family
Living with Westboro Baptist Church, Chassidism step up aggression towards bicyclists, MASA Israel Journey internships get Fortune 500 backing...
A Berlin Jew
There is a token popular Jew in every cultural field. There's Author Jew, Movie Jew, Music Jew, TV Jew. They have their place, somewhere between non-threatening folklore and bittersweet nostalgia.
Confessions From My Crotch
It’s an unpredictable twist, bubbelah. That you will find images of these curly-haired, big-nosed women getting humped (and kind of hackneyedly complaining about it) the ultimate object of erotic devastation.
Fat Jew Wants a Job
Behold Fat Jew as he crashes a Heeb editorial meeting, gets all up on Editor-in-Chief Erin Hershberg while the rest of us cower and hide, confused as all hell.
