Jesse James Fail: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Nazi Fashion (But Were Afraid to Ask)

Unless you’ve been under a rock you know that Jesse James is now in trouble for a photo in which he appears giving a Nazi-style salute in an SS cap. But dressing like a mass murderer doesn’t have to mean fashion suicide. Here are three simple rules for how to dress like a Nazi and avoid Nuremberg-style sartorial judgment.

Rule #1: Accessorize

Juxtapose the drab swastika with an unpredictable flourish.

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Tom Cruise sports an elegant black eye patch in Valkyrie.

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Christopher Waltz sets off his Nazi attire with a gigantic pipe in Inglorious Basterds.

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Roseanne Barr compliments her swastika armband with matching oven mitt.

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Victoria

Victoria is a freelance writer based in Brooklyn. When she's not working, Victoria is probably reading sci-fi in cat pajamas, cooking a mean veggie curry and avoiding human interaction.

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