“Choco-Jesus & Horny Hanukkah” (UPDATED)

Most of the time when I check my Heeb email I end up giving my “delete” button a pretty good work out. But every so often there are days where I see a subject line that – no matter how jaded I’ve become, and no matter how much I may want to – I just can’t ignore.

Today was one of those days.

An email like this doesn’t just go in the trash bin without at least a quick skim. For research purposes, of course.

Ohh, well that explains everything

According to her website, Dr. Susan Block is “a world-renowned sexologist, best-selling author, performance artist, award-winning documentary filmmaker, art dealer and talk show host.” I can only assume she’s also completely exhausted. But hey, some people aren’t as lazy as I am. What strikes me as odd, though, is that despite broadcasting on the first night of Hanukkah, it doesn’t look like Dr. Block has much Hanukkah-y content scheduled.  There’s Chocolate Jesus’, “afterlife” representatives, and Penthouse Pets, but Hanukkah? Nowhere to be found. Sure it sounds fun, but “Horny Hanukkah”? I’m not convinced.

Now, far be it for me to tell people how to spend their first night of Hanukkah (me – I’ll be staying home, and wondering why none of you bought me this.) And if this is your sort of thing, it sounds like a pretty entertaining evening. Besides, if Choco-Jesus and Horny Hanukkah can coexist side by side, well, there’s hope for world peace yet.

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UPDATE: Shortly after posting, we received the following tweet from none other than Dr. Suzy herself

So there you have it. Chag sameyach sexy, indeed!

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