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Sieg Miaow (Cats That Look Like Hitler) Ice T: Return of the Mac (Dreidel Hustler)Old People Talking About the Internet (The Daily What)Get Your Creepy Juliette Lewis Fetish On Here (Agent Bedhead)The Whole San...
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L’Chaim Justin Heard

After watching Justin Heard inhale 40 Pizza Rolls on YouTube a couple months back, I contacted the Maryland native to see if he would want to follow up by inhaling a garbage can full of potato knishes.He went w...
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Bundesliga

Halfway down a long corridor we stopped and Moe opened a door to an equally simple room: a white rectangle with a single window, a desk, a closet and a small bed. I asked Moe where exactly we were. He said, "A mental hospital." I thought he was kidding and smiled. He wasn't kidding.
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Sammy Stops Running

Ari Gold, as everyone knows, is copying from the playbook of Ari Emanuel. But Ari Emanuel,and pretty much everybody like him, is imitating, intentionally or otherwise, Sammy Glick. Glick, the poor Lower East Si...
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David, Rahm and Me

Rumors continue to swirl that Bibi Netanyahu, Prime Minister of the Jewish State, has played the timeless "self-hating Jew" card against Rahm Emmanuel.
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Daily Links

Welcome Back, Vladimir Poontang (Agent Bedhead)National Clown Week is the Scariest Week Ever (Asylum) The Segal Road Bike's Magnesium Coating Resists Corrosion as Strongly as a Jewish Woman Stereotypically Resi...
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Too Busy Jerkin’ for Wank

I can't believe that with all the research and reporting that went into The Germany Issue that I missed the quaint Bavarian mountain town of Wank. I mean, damn: How could I overlook the fact that it even has a ...
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The Pope: Coming Soon to iTunes

What's Pope Benedict XVI got in common with Nirvana, Guns N' Roses and Whitesnake? They all have albums on Geffen Records. Drawn from the archives of Vatican Radio, the Pope will appear on Alma Mater, singing &...

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