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Tarantino Gave Cloris Leachman the Axe

August 17, 2009

First the Broadway version of Young Frankenstein, now this--Cloris Leachman's role was cut from Inglourious Basterds, apparently for space. (Watch Cloris's Press Conference After the Jump) Leachman says that t...

Maxim Biller: Winner of the _Heeb_ Fake Holocaust Memoir Competition

Liz

August 14, 2009

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In recent years, fake Holocaust memoirs seem to have become both more common and more crappy. While the rest of the world may have chosen to ignore this mass of lying lowlifes, Heeb couldn't afford to remain si...

Daily Links

Liz

August 14, 2009

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Val Kilmer in MacGruber (Film Drunk) What the L.A.Times Teaches Us About Porn (Gram Ponante)Best Alien-On-Human Kills in Movies (Screen Junkies) How A Man's Brain Works During An Argument Flow Chart (The Da...

Dreidel Hustler Presents: Best Schmeckle Pwnage

Brian Abrams

August 14, 2009

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There are so many different videos of men getting smacked in the sack that I felt obligated to compile this list of the most distinguished penis punching clips on Youtube. (Wouldn't want you to waste your time....

Bernie Madoff’s Guide to Fine Dining

August 14, 2009

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And the moment you've all been waiting for...Bernie Madoff's Guide to Fine Dining. In a 100-page document of Madoff's AmEx records, the public finally gets to see where this monster ate, using his 14 different ...

Quentin Tarantino Dealt with Hitler, But Can He Deal with the Holocaust Museum?

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August 14, 2009

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Last night, Quentin Tarantino attended a top secret, pre-screening of Inglourious Basterds at the Museum of Jewish Heritage in lower Manhattan. Playing his alt-history WWII extravaganza for a crowd of Jews at w...

Memoir

Liz

August 14, 2009

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Read the winning entry to our fake holocaust memoir competition: German author Maxim Biller's harrowing tale of pain, deceit and designer fragrances.

How to Prepare a German Sausage with Porn Star Joanna Angel

August 13, 2009

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(Video after the jump) Heeb's favorite porn star and de facto sausage expert, Joanna Angel, not only reviewed savory meats for our current issue, but also prepared a special treat for a German food purveyor. T...

Israeli Town Full of Fishmongers

August 13, 2009

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Nothing brings more tourists running than weird shit--giant balls of string, women with four heads, mermaids. That's right, a mermaid has been sighted in Kiryat Yam, Israel, and the fannypack crowd is basically...

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Liz

August 13, 2009

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Gaddafi Kills It With "Dictator Chic" (Agent Bedhead)Neverending Story Van People Are Still Mad (Film Drunk)Molly and Her Christian Friend Have "Insightful" Conversation With Indian Friend (...

_NYC Prep’s_ Swastika Debacle

August 13, 2009

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Oh my, Hitler is definitely in the air. Even NYC Prep's lothario Sebastian and his sidekick Gabriel from Bravo's real life Gossip Girl, are getting in on it with their Nazi-themed photo shoot. All they need to ...

Hitler is Having a Moment

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August 13, 2009

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Text by Marni GrossmanFrom the silver screen to town hall meetings on health care reform, Der Fuhrer seems to be everywhere these days. Appropriating Hitler's image is a sure way to get people talking, whether ...