The Boston Jew Takes Us Behind The Scenes Of The Sochi Rings Failure

Athletics notwithstanding, there are likely three things people will remember from the 2014 Sochi Olympic games.

While Russia’s anti-gay attitude can be explained as malignant thuggish evil, and Costas’ eye as the result of someone having farted on his pillow (we assume), the opening ceremony ring debacle has, thus far, been impossible to figure out.

Until now.

Using his vast network of Soviet-era contacts, our friend The Boston Jew (you may remember him from this Santa tongue-lashing from a few months back) managed to smuggle out the only known tape of what, exactly, was going on backstage during that cringe-worthy Olympic snafu.

This is Olympian high drama at it’s best:

What do you think?

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