Some Serious Santa Questions From “The Boston Jew”

Why is it that every December, millions of children around the world accept – look forward to, even – the home invasion antics of a 4th century Greek saint? I’ll admit, having never been visited by Santa Claus myself, I may suffer a bit of holiday envy (The holly! The jolly! What does it all mean??) but I have a hard time wrapping my brain around the appeal of an avuncular fat man penetrating the sanctity of my home with the threat of a stocking full coal. Thanks, but no thanks.

That said, whatever issues I may have with Santa pale in comparison to those raised by “The Boston Jew,” who did what any concerned yid does when faced with a paradox of Claus-ian proportions. He took to Youtube:

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What do you think?

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