Author Brian Abrams

A few months back, Jesse Eisenberg told me that acting can be a discouraging profession. "Sometimes I feel like I peaked or something at the age of 20," the actor said. "They're making more movies about you...

First, there was my pervy obsession over its "flyover state breast-feeding controversy":http://www.heebmagazine.com/blog/view/326 that made news "more than once":http://heebish.com/blog/view/353 (and not just i...

I guess it goes without saying that some courtrooms aren't too fond of the fetishist. Take the case of Robert Stewart. This week the judge and jury have decided that the Scotland resident should now be consi...

For the past two years, more than 200 churches have come together to rally on "National Porn Sunday":http://www.nwfdailynews.com/article/9394. The fundamentalist fun-for-all, designed to raise awareness about s...

When Tom Cruise called "cut" to observe a moment of silence on the first day of shooting Bryan Singer's _Valkyrie_, he didn't expect "an unidentified crew member to cut the cheese":http://www.azcentral.com/ent/...

Not unlike many _Heeb_ readers, I suppose, I was sexually deprived as an adolescent. While I sat at home during my school days doing "you know what":http://www.heebmagazine.com/blog/view/335, the other kids eng...

As you might recall, last month "a woman in Kentucky was razzed by Applebee's staff":http://www.heebmagazine.com/blog/view/326 for not covering up while suckling her tot. "To protest,":http://www.kentucky.com/2...

Steven Spielberg and company have announced the title for the fourth Indiana Jones installment and "gloves have already come off in the blogosphere":http://blogs.tampabay.com/80s/2007/09/indiana-jones.html. It'...

This week, _Rolling Stone_ spewed out another one of its hyperbolic and dubious round-ups, namely "The 25 Most Outrageous Music Videos":http://www.rollingstone.com/news/story/16339647/twentyfive_most_outrageous...

It was reported "yesterday":http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20070911/od_afp/netherlandsdrugslaws_070911180903;_ylt=Aqw4RBCWcKr6BgXMz_BabEqs0NUE that Mayor Job Cohen of Amsterdam is pushing for a three-day wait peri...

The _Daily Show_'s Jon Stewart will "return as host for the 2008 Oscar telecast":http://www.chud.com/index.php?type=news&id=11763. The switch back to Stewart (who hosted the 2006 Awards) was a decision made by ...

"If it's yellow, let it mellow and if it's brown, flush it down." Well, what about when it's a dismembered cock? Last week, some guy in Spain "chopped off his chorizo and threw it in the toilet":http://www.expa...