Bi-Sexual?

I guess it goes without saying that some courtrooms aren’t too fond of the fetishist.

Take the case of Robert Stewart. This week the judge and jury have decided that the Scotland resident should now be considered a sex offender by local authorities on account of his being caught in a hotel room “fucking a bicycle”:http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/10/26/nsex126.xml.

“They knocked on the door several times,” said one police officer, referring to the hotel employees. After unlocking the door, “they observed the accused naked from the waist down … holding the bike and moving his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex.”

If it’s any conciliation, Robert, this whole thing has me nervous on how 12 angry men would construe “_my_ sexual deviancies”:http://www.heebmagazine.com/blog/view/335.

What do you think?