Apple of Our Eyes

First, there was my pervy obsession over its “flyover state breast-feeding controversy”:http://www.heebmagazine.com/blog/view/326 that made news “more than once”:http://heebish.com/blog/view/353 (and not just in my pants). Now that “Andrew Cassese”:http://www.heebmagazine.com/articles/view/97, Wormser from _Revenge of the Nerds_ (and the _Heeb_ softball team’s starting “second basemen”:http://www.heebmagazine.com/blog/view/308), has been named a finalist in the search for Applebee’s next spokesperson, the neighborhood-style grill and bar is back on our jewdar here at _Heeb_ HQ.

Cassese’s “audition”:http://youtube.com/watch?v=cuS_bclutxU probably won’t inspire Applebee’s patrons to further disrobe in public, but it did bring back “fond memories of yore”:http://youtube.com/watch?v=SkzAJs7NutM.

What do you think?

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