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Fat Boy Spin

When I first ran across Stripdreidel.com, not only was I disappointed that some California computer nerds had already snagged the URL that would have been perfect for our Bang Bus riff, but I decided that the c...
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Valentine’s Day Comes Early

Inside Edition aired a segment yesterday that caught everyone up on the secret marriage between Gary Coleman and Shannon Price.Coleman and the 22-year old eBay merchant admitted to many problems in their "...
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Honky Talk

Gotham blogger Streeter Seidell posted the White Folks' Guide to the NYC Subway System last month, and the scathing responses are still flooding in. "There's this thing called Columbia U. Maybe you've hear...
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May the Schwartz Hurry Up!

The writer's strike has put every program in development on hold, but it's been a year and half since the cable network G4 announced it was developing Spaceballs: The Animated Series and all they have is a frig...
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Eli Planning

Last summer I helped round up the cast of the 80s classic, The Last American Virgin, for a 25th anniversary screening at the New Beverly Cinema in Los Angeles. Writer/director Eli Roth, who has always praised L...
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Give This Guy a Hand

I've long wondered about the true identity of one Rabbi Pinky Schmecklestein. Not that his commentaries on Torah readings are the biggest stitch, but apparently plenty of kosher kiddos follow his writings on ww...
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Urban Achiever

Unfortunately I can't seem to find a Goonies action figure to call my own. I had hoped that the powers-that-be at Mezco Toys would send me one for free after I gave them a juicy plug here on HQ. Apparently they...
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Genital Mutilation

Mild nausea was generally the response I elicited last month from the Aliens That Look Like Genitalia movie roundup I did for _Maxim Online_.  It's certainly not something bubbie and zadie would want to ha...
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David Arquette: The _Heeb_ Interview

As much as we could razz David Arquette for falling into a plethora of family/spouse-related gigs, props go to the actor for his wide range of popcorn fare. From his blood-stained directorial debut _The Tripper...
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Dreidel Kink

Maybe our "recent video":http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cV5kfesfpRs got everybody all hot and bothered over dreidel-playing? Perhaps it was last month's "lesbian erotica":http://www.torquerebooks.com/zencart/in...
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Latke Lessons

Around this time of the year, kitchen cretins like yours truly tend to whip up latkes from "the same old recipe":http://www.fabulousfoods.com/recipes/side/potatoes/latkes.html, but a wealth of alternatives to t...