Ever since Jewdar heard that Argentina was playing Germany in the World Cup final, we've been devoting precious moments to coming up with the perfect joke.
Although there are those who babble on about how Jewish' this or that comic book character is a Member of the Tribe ('Superman believes in justice, that's a Jewish value!'), Jewdar likes his Jewish characters to be a little more explicit.
Sure, when the gays said bupkis after Jewdar overturned "Don't Ask, Don't Tell," we were miffed, but hey, they aren't mishpoche (and we presume that at least they had some really good party to go to).
We don't care how grand a dame or doyenne or whatever it is she's supposed to be; somebody has to let Helen Thomas know that over 60 years has passed since the founding of the State of Israel.