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Perry’s a Looza?

Earlier today, _Spin_ Magazine and "Music Nation":www.MusicNation.com announced that they will be collaborating on a new project called The Hot Pursuit, "an online rock challenge" aimed at discovering the "next...
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Did Somebody Say Free?

It's not unusual for us to get free shit here at _Heeb_ HQ. On a typical day, we might be sent a pet yarmulke and tallis, a survival memoir from a third generation Holocaust survivor and a hip-hop demo from a h...
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Gotta Get _Back_ In Time

For those of us who only experienced the 80s automobile "on the big screen":http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8Rngy90Q14, Houston motorhead Stephen Wynne is "now taking orders":http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/2037829...
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Bacn Bits

Now that my father can successfully use "spam" in a sentence, the word "bacn":http://bacn2.com/ has been "picked up":http://www.boingboing.net/2007/08/22/bacn_spreads_around_.html by internet-savvy early adapte...
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Kelsey at the Bat

Due to inclement weather and an eruption of sinus issues, we nearly had to forfeit our softball game against "_High Times'_ Bonghitters.":http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlHPHwXSEnE Luckily, we managed to wrangl...
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Don’t Say a Word

Dlisted "reports":http://dlisted.com/node/14086 that Maroon 5 frontman Adam Levine is officially an asshole. We heard about how he left "Jessica Simpson heartbroken":http://socialitelife.com/2006/03/09/adam_lev...
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But Will She Show Cleavage?

Every now and then, a moment of pure kismet takes place that leaves Jewdar feeling all giddy: like Smurfette at a Smurf prom with all the Smurfs asking her to dance (except for those two Smurfs that share a mus...
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The Jewish Derek Harper?

You know, _Heeb_ introduced you to "Matisyahu":http://www.heebmagazine.com/articles/view/58 in 2004, Miranda July in 2003 and Jonathan Safran Foer way back in 2002 (apologies for that one). But if you ask me, r...
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Oy to the World

We've always believed that "complaining":http://heebmagazine.com/articles/view/85 is an art form and now we have a few more whiny voices behind us. International "artists":http://www.ykon.org/kochta-kallein...
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Do You Feel a Draft?

At a time when our beloved army is forced to resort to ever more "desperate":http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20205033/ means to maintain a force which is increasingly "corpulent":http://www.boston.com/news/nation/a...
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Word to Your Bubbe

In a cyberworld populated with "pedophiles,":http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/strollerderby/archive/2007/07/31/pedophile-s-blog-angers-parents.aspx "white supremacists":http://www.stormfront.org/forum/showthread....