But Will She Show Cleavage?

Every now and then, a moment of pure kismet takes place that leaves Jewdar feeling all giddy: like Smurfette at a Smurf prom with all the Smurfs asking her to dance (except for those two Smurfs that share a mushroom cottage over by the stream, the ones who never go to the Smurfball games but make the Smurfiest little Smurf hats you could possibly imagine). Anyway, there we are, reading the _New York Times_ and what should we encounter, but a “story”:http://www.nytimes.com/2007/08/16/theater/16hillary.html about how “Priscilla Barnes”:http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0055733/ is playing “Hillary Clinton”:http://heebmagazine.com/blog/view/267 in a little offoffofffringefestival production. Barnes appeared in “_The Devil’s Rejects_”:http://heebmagazine.com/blog/view/280, appeared with a certain “Corey”:http://heebmagazine.com/blog/view/269 in a gem called “_The Backlot Murders_”:http://www.crazyralph.com/revblm.html and, of course, played Blonde #3 on _Three’s Company_ (placing her only two blondes away from the “Great Man”:http://victorian.fortunecity.com/crescent/503/fell.htm himself.

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About The Author


The Tel Aviv-born, Milwaukee-bred Jewdar has a bachelors' from the University of Wisconsin, a Masters from NYU, and an Honorable Discharge from the US Army, where he spent two years as an infantryman in the 101st Airborne Division. He's the co-author of "The Big Book of Jewish Conspiracies", the Humor Editor of Heeb Magazine, and a watcher of TV. Smarter than most funny people, funnier than most smart people, he lives on the Lower East Side with his wife and two sons.

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